You Woke The Anxiety Hoodie | Dark Humour Unisex Hoodie

Some things are best left sleeping. Your anxiety is one of them. You woke it. That's on you.

The You Woke The Anxiety Hoodie is for the overthinkers, the 3am spiral merchants, and anyone who's ever been ambushed by their own brain at the worst possible moment. Hand-drawn artwork by Bellkeeperink, printed on the premium AWDis Epic Print Hoodie — because if you're going to catastrophise, you may as well do it comfortably.

This is alternative clothing that says what your face is already saying. Bold, dark, and completely unapologetic.

Why you'll love it:

• Heavyweight 280gsm fabric — substantial enough to hide in
• Soft cotton-faced finish — 80% ringspun cotton / 20% polyester
• Relaxed drop shoulder fit — no fuss, no faff
• Ribbed cuffs and hem — stays put, unlike your composure
• Twin needle stitching — built to last longer than your patience
• WRAP Certified production — ethically made
• Professionally printed to order in the UK

Available in Jet Black. Sizes XS–3XL.

Warning: wearing this may cause strangers to nod knowingly.

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