Better Off Pissed Hoodie | Funny Dark Humour Hoodie

Some days the only reasonable response is a drink and a sit-down. This hoodie gets it.

The Better Off Pissed Hoodie is for anyone who's looked at the situation, weighed up their options, and concluded that being mildly inebriated is genuinely the more sensible choice. Hand-drawn artwork by Bellkeeperink — because some truths are best delivered with a bit of wit and a heavyweight cotton hoodie.

Bold, sarcastic, and completely unapologetic. Alternative clothing for people who tell it like it is.

Why you'll love it:

• Heavyweight 280gsm fabric — built for bad days and good pubs
• Soft cotton-faced finish — 80% ringspun cotton / 20% polyester
• Relaxed drop shoulder fit — comfortable enough to wear all day
• Ribbed cuffs and hem — stays where it should
• Twin needle stitching — made to last
• WRAP Certified production — ethically made
• Professionally printed to order in the UK

Available in Jet Black. Sizes XS–3XL.

Not responsible for any decisions made whilst wearing this.

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