Wooooollllanker Tote Bag | Funny Sheep Dark Humour Organic Tote

The Wooooollllanker has been described as smelling like shit, itching like ya nan's cardie, unhelpful in emergencies, and frequently found where he shouldn't be. He is, in short, the perfect companion for a shopping trip.

The Wooooollllanker Tote Bag features Bellkeeperink's most notorious woolly resident on a premium organic cotton tote — built to survive shopping trips, library hauls, market days, and whatever chaos the sheep decides to drag you into. Practical, sturdy, and the sort of thing that leaves complete strangers wondering what on earth they're looking at.

Whether you're carrying books, groceries, sketchbooks, snacks, or evidence that should probably remain undisclosed — Wooooollllanker is ready to help. Reluctantly.

Product details:

• 100% organic ring-spun combed cotton — 160gsm plain weave
• Top edge double folded for extra strength and a clean finish
• Long handles with reinforced cross-stitching
• Reusable, durable, and eco-conscious
• Available in 18 colours
• Original hand-drawn Bellkeeperink artwork
• Printed to order in the UK

The Wooooollllanker accepts no responsibility for anything that happens on the way to the shops.