Wooooollllanker Hoodie | Funny Sheep Dark Humour Unisex Hoodie

Some sheep are fluffy. Some sheep are friendly. This sheep is neither.

The Wooooollllanker Hoodie features Bellkeeperink's most notorious woolly menace — a foul-mouthed field philosopher with strong opinions, questionable hygiene, and absolutely no interest in making a good first impression. Hand-drawn artwork with a subtle Bellkeeperink logo on the front and a large distressed back print. Countryside chaos meets unapologetic British humour.

Perfect for pub trips, cold mornings, village idiots, professional numptys, and anyone who appreciates humour that makes absolutely no sense to outsiders. Comfortable, heavyweight, and built for everyday wear. The sort of hoodie that starts conversations and occasionally ends them.

Features & materials:

• Heavyweight 280gsm fabric — 80% ringspun cotton / 20% polyester
• Soft cotton-faced fabric with modern drop shoulder fit
• Double fabric hood with self-colour drawcord
• Front pouch pocket with hidden earphone cord feed
• Ribbed cuffs and hem — twin needle stitching throughout
• WRAP Certified production — ethically made
• Professionally printed to order in the UK

Available in Jet Black and Platinum Grey. Sizes XS–5XL.

Care: Wash at 30°C. Do not tumble dry. Do not iron directly onto the print.

The Wooooollllanker accepts no responsibility for any offence caused. He doesn't care.

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