So Many Red Flags He Got His Own Book | Funny Dark Humour Tote Bag

Some people collect bookmarks. Some people collect stamps. Lord Fitty collected enough red flags to earn his own chapter.

The So Many Red Flags He Got His Own Book tote is for anyone who's ever looked back at a situation and thought: yes, that was a lot. Featuring original hand-drawn Bellkeeperink artwork, this is a shopping tote for carrying books, groceries, daily essentials, emotional baggage, and questionable life choices — all at once, if needed.

Practical, sturdy, and deeply relatable.

Product details:

• Certified organic cotton — thick 210gsm twill weave
• 39 x 37cm bag with 68cm strap length
• 10.5cm side and bottom gusset panels — proper capacity
• GM-free, not tested on animals, no animal-derived products
• Material made in a renewable energy-powered factory
• Made to be remade — scan the QR code in the care label to return when worn out
• Wash cool, hang dry
• Original Bellkeeperink hand-drawn artwork, printed to order

Holds more than your shopping. Holds your entire situationship history, probably.