QWACK OFF Hoodie | Funny Duck Dark Humour Unisex Hoodie

Meet Nigel. Bellkeeperink's resident duck has reached the end of his patience.

Armed with a flat cap, a pipe, and the expression of a man who's just listened to somebody explain cryptocurrency for forty-five minutes, Nigel has one message for the world: QWACK OFF. Hand-drawn artwork by Bellkeeperink, printed on a heavyweight unisex hoodie. This is dark humour clothing that combines comfort, attitude, and a healthy amount of duck-related judgement.

Perfect for lovers of British humour, sarcasm, alternative fashion, and avoiding unnecessary conversations.

Features & materials:

• Heavyweight 280gsm fabric — 80% ringspun cotton / 20% polyester
• Soft cotton-faced fabric with modern drop shoulder fit
• Double fabric hood with self-colour drawcord
• Front pouch pocket with hidden earphone cord feed
• Ribbed cuffs and hem — twin needle stitching throughout
• WRAP Certified production — ethically made
• Professionally printed to order in the UK

Available in Jet Black and Arctic White. Sizes XS–5XL.

Care: Wash at 30°C. Do not tumble dry. Do not iron directly onto the print.

Nigel has reviewed this product listing and remains unimpressed. He approves anyway.

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