Wooooollllanker Hoodie

Wooooollllanker Hoodie

Some sheep are fluffy.

Some sheep are friendly.

This sheep is neither.

The Wooooollllanker Hoodie features BellKeeperInk's most notorious woolly menace; a foul-mouthed field philosopher with strong opinions, questionable hygiene, and absolutely no interest in making a good first impression.

Featuring a subtle BellKeeperInk logo on the front and a large distressed back print, this hoodie combines countryside chaos with unapologetic British humour.

Perfect for pub trips, cold mornings, village idiots, professional numptys, and anyone who appreciates humour that makes absolutely no sense to outsiders.

Comfortable, heavyweight, and built for everyday wear, it's the sort of hoodie that starts conversations and occasionally ends them.

Features & Materials

80% ringspun cotton / 20% polyester

Heavyweight 280gsm fabric

Modern drop shoulder fit

Soft cotton-faced fabric

Double fabric hood with self-colour drawcord

Front pouch pocket

Hidden opening for earphone cord feed

Ribbed cuffs and hem

Twin needle stitching throughout

WRAP Certified Production

Care Instructions

Wash at 30°C

Do not tumble dry

Do not iron directly onto the print

BellKeeperInk Notes

The Wooooollllanker is believed to inhabit fields, village greens, pub gardens, and anywhere common sense has recently gone missing.

Recognisable by its permanent expression of disappointment and complete disregard for authority, the Wooooollllanker has become a symbol of rural chaos throughout the BellKeeperInk archives.

Side effects of ownership may include:

Increased sarcasm

Uncontrollable laughter

Being called a numpty

Pointing at sheep in fields and shouting "THERE HE IS"

Designed by BellKeeperInk.

Inked In Rebellion.