BellKeeperInk's resident duck has reached the end of his patience.
Armed with a flat cap, a pipe, and the expression of a man who's just listened to somebody explain cryptocurrency for forty-five minutes, Nigel has one message for the world:
QWACK OFF.
This heavyweight hoodie combines comfort, attitude, and a healthy amount of duck-related judgement. Perfect for lovers of British humour, sarcasm, alternative fashion, and avoiding unnecessary conversations.
Features
• Modern unisex fit • Drop shoulder style • Soft cotton-faced fabric • Double fabric hood with self-colour drawcord • Front pouch pocket • Hidden opening for earphone cord feed • Ribbed cuffs and hem • Twin needle stitching throughout • WRAP Certified Production • Designed by BellKeeperInk
Material
• 80% Ringspun Cotton • 20% Polyester
Weight
• 280gsm heavyweight fabric
Care Instructions
• Wash at 30°C • Do not tumble dry • Do not iron directly onto the print
BellKeeperInk Warning
Side effects may include:
• Increased sarcasm • Reduced tolerance for nonsense • Random urges to say "QWACK OFF" • Being judged by a duckÂ
