{"product_id":"you-woke-the-anxiety-hoodie","title":"You Woke The Anxiety Hoodie | Dark Humour Unisex Hoodie","description":"\u003cp\u003eSome things are best left sleeping. Your anxiety is one of them. You woke it. That's on you.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe You Woke The Anxiety Hoodie is for the overthinkers, the 3am spiral merchants, and anyone who's ever been ambushed by their own brain at the worst possible moment. Hand-drawn artwork by Bellkeeperink, printed on the premium AWDis Epic Print Hoodie — because if you're going to catastrophise, you may as well do it comfortably.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is alternative clothing that says what your face is already saying. Bold, dark, and completely unapologetic.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy you'll love it:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight 280gsm fabric — substantial enough to hide in\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoft cotton-faced finish — 80% ringspun cotton \/ 20% polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed drop shoulder fit — no fuss, no faff\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRibbed cuffs and hem — stays put, unlike your composure\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTwin needle stitching — built to last longer than your patience\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWRAP Certified production — ethically made\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProfessionally printed to order in the UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eAvailable in Jet Black. Sizes XS–3XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eWarning: wearing this may cause strangers to nod knowingly.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSize Guide\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1069\/0091\/4501\/files\/1000020369.png?v=1781875460\" alt=\"AWDis Epic Print Hoodie Size Guide\" style=\"max-width:100%;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bellkeeperink","offers":[{"title":"Jet Black \/ X-Small","offer_id":58315568677189,"sku":"JH011-JBK-XS","price":42.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Jet Black \/ Small","offer_id":58315568709957,"sku":"JH011-JBK-S","price":42.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Jet Black \/ Medium","offer_id":58315568742725,"sku":"JH011-JBK-M","price":42.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Jet Black \/ Large","offer_id":58315568775493,"sku":"JH011-JBK-L","price":42.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Jet Black \/ X-Large","offer_id":58315568808261,"sku":"JH011-JBK-XL","price":42.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Jet Black \/ 2X-Large","offer_id":58315568841029,"sku":"JH011-JBK-2XL","price":42.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Jet Black \/ 3X-Large","offer_id":58315568873797,"sku":"JH011-JBK-3XL","price":42.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1069\/0091\/4501\/files\/file_000000001d407243a3ef63c73c0f56ac.png?v=1781880280","url":"https:\/\/bellkeeperink.co.uk\/products\/you-woke-the-anxiety-hoodie","provider":"Bellkeeperink","version":"1.0","type":"link"}