{"product_id":"wooooollllanker-hoodie","title":"Wooooollllanker Hoodie","description":"\u003cp\u003eWooooollllanker Hoodie\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome sheep are fluffy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome sheep are friendly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis sheep is neither.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Wooooollllanker Hoodie features BellKeeperInk's most notorious woolly menace; a foul-mouthed field philosopher with strong opinions, questionable hygiene, and absolutely no interest in making a good first impression.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing a subtle BellKeeperInk logo on the front and a large distressed back print, this hoodie combines countryside chaos with unapologetic British humour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for pub trips, cold mornings, village idiots, professional numptys, and anyone who appreciates humour that makes absolutely no sense to outsiders.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eComfortable, heavyweight, and built for everyday wear, it's the sort of hoodie that starts conversations and occasionally ends them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeatures \u0026amp; 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