{"product_id":"qwack-off-hoodie-grumpy-duck-vintage-distressed-print-alternative-gothic-apparel","title":"QWACK OFF Hoodie","description":"QWACK OFF HOODIE\n\nMeet Nigel.\n\nNigel retired from being a duck years ago. Unfortunately, nobody informed the rest of the world.\n\nArmed with a pipe, a flat cap, and very little patience, Nigel now spends his days quietly judging humanity and encouraging people to QWACK OFF when necessary.\n\nFeaturing an original BellKeeperInk vintage distressed design, this heavyweight hoodie is perfect for anyone who appreciates dark humour, alternative fashion, grumpy birds, and avoiding unnecessary conversations.\n\nPRODUCT DETAILS\n\n• Original BellKeeperInk Artwork\n• Vintage Distressed Print Design\n• Heavyweight 280gsm Fabric\n• Soft Brushed Inner\n• Front Kangaroo Pocket\n• Relaxed Unisex Fit\n• Available in Sizes XS–5XL\n• Black Hoodie\n\nMATERIALS\n\n• 80% Ringspun Cotton\n• 20% Polyester\n\nPLEASE NOTE\n\nThe artwork is intentionally distressed and weathered as part of the design. Fading, texture, and vintage-style wear are a deliberate feature of the print and contribute to the aged appearance of the artwork.\n\nCARE INSTRUCTIONS\n\n• Wash at 30°C\n• Do Not Tumble Dry\n• Do Not Iron Directly On Print\n\nSIZE GUIDE\n\nAvailable in:\nXS, S, M, L, XL, XXL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL\n\nPlease refer to the size chart in the listing images before ordering.\n\nBELLKEEPERINK\n\nOriginal artwork, gothic nonsense, questionable life choices, and one retired duck who has absolutely had enough.","brand":"Bellkeeperink.co.uk","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":58233838633285,"sku":"duckhoodie","price":36.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false},{"title":"S","offer_id":58233838666053,"sku":null,"price":36.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false},{"title":"M","offer_id":58233838698821,"sku":null,"price":36.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false},{"title":"L","offer_id":58233838731589,"sku":null,"price":36.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL","offer_id":58233838764357,"sku":null,"price":36.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":58233838797125,"sku":null,"price":36.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":58233838829893,"sku":null,"price":36.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":58233838862661,"sku":null,"price":36.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false},{"title":"5XL","offer_id":58233838895429,"sku":null,"price":36.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1069\/0091\/4501\/files\/281c2aab-il_fullxfull.8108554498_ts48.jpg?v=1781080089","url":"https:\/\/bellkeeperink.co.uk\/products\/qwack-off-hoodie-grumpy-duck-vintage-distressed-print-alternative-gothic-apparel","provider":"Bellkeeperink","version":"1.0","type":"link"}