{"product_id":"brains-having-a-rest-hoodie","title":"Brain's Having a Rest Hoodie | Funny Dark Humour Unisex Hoodie","description":"\u003cp\u003eIt's not that you're not thinking. It's that your brain has assessed the situation, decided it's not worth the effort, and gone for a lie down. Completely reasonable.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Brain's Having a Rest Hoodie is for the chronically overstimulated, the perpetually tired, and anyone who's ever stared at a simple question and drawn a complete blank. Hand-drawn artwork by Bellkeeperink, printed on a heavyweight AWDis hoodie in Arctic White. Soft, comfortable, and deeply honest.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAlternative clothing for people who are doing their best. Mostly.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy you'll love it:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight 280gsm fabric — cosy enough to think in, or not\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoft cotton-faced finish — 80% ringspun cotton \/ 20% polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed drop shoulder fit — no effort required\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble fabric hood with self colour drawcord — for maximum hiding\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront pouch pocket with hidden earphone cord feed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRibbed cuffs and hem — stays put\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTwin needle stitching — built to last\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWRAP Certified production — ethically made\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProfessionally printed to order in the UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eAvailable in Arctic White. Sizes XS–5XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eBrain not included. It's off somewhere having a kip.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSize Guide\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1069\/0091\/4501\/files\/1000020369.png?v=1781875460\" alt=\"Hoodie Size Guide\" style=\"max-width:100%;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bellkeeperink","offers":[{"title":"Arctic White \/ X-Small","offer_id":58307030778181,"sku":"JH001-ACW-XS","price":36.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Arctic White \/ Small","offer_id":58307030810949,"sku":"JH001-ACW-S","price":36.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Arctic White \/ Medium","offer_id":58307030843717,"sku":"JH001-ACW-M","price":36.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Arctic White \/ Large","offer_id":58307030876485,"sku":"JH001-ACW-L","price":36.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Arctic White \/ X-Large","offer_id":58307030909253,"sku":"JH001-ACW-XL","price":36.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Arctic White \/ 2X-Large","offer_id":58307030942021,"sku":"JH001-ACW-2XL","price":36.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Arctic White \/ 3X-Large","offer_id":58307030974789,"sku":"JH001-ACW-3XL","price":36.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Arctic White \/ 4X-Large","offer_id":58307031007557,"sku":"JH001-ACW-4XL","price":36.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Arctic White \/ 5X-Large","offer_id":58307031040325,"sku":"JH001-ACW-5XL","price":36.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1069\/0091\/4501\/files\/rn-image_picker_lib_temp_3e37111f-a1a2-4ec1-99ce-ebaa8b7501ae.png?v=1781778111","url":"https:\/\/bellkeeperink.co.uk\/products\/brains-having-a-rest-hoodie","provider":"Bellkeeperink","version":"1.0","type":"link"}