{"product_id":"bollox-greeting-card","title":"Bollox Greeting Card | Funny Rude Blank Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eSome occasions require a carefully written message. Others can be summed up with a single word.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Bollox Greeting Card is for the moments when you've assessed the situation and decided that one word covers it entirely. Whether you're celebrating a questionable decision, acknowledging a spectacular mistake, or simply sharing your thoughts with remarkable efficiency — this card gets straight to the point.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBlank inside for your own message, apology, congratulations, or further nonsense. Original hand-drawn Bellkeeperink artwork on the front. High quality, printed in the UK.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHigh-quality 300gsm matte card — substantial and proper\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank inside — for whatever you need to say\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhite envelope included\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in Regular (A6: 105 x 148mm) or Large (A5: 148 x 210mm)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted in the UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOriginal Bellkeeperink hand-drawn artwork\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eSays everything. Uses one word. Efficient.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bellkeeperink","offers":[{"title":"Large - A5","offer_id":58247545684293,"sku":"GC-A5","price":5.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Regular - A6","offer_id":58247545717061,"sku":"GC-A6","price":5.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1069\/0091\/4501\/files\/mockup-669bc48df86c103a7140317c52827d13.png?v=1781185023","url":"https:\/\/bellkeeperink.co.uk\/products\/bollox-greeting-card","provider":"Bellkeeperink","version":"1.0","type":"link"}